Super Bowl XLVIII Captain Touchback Drinking Game

While you’ll be watching the game in a bar, in a home with friends or alone in your mom’s basement, I’ll be watching the game in the stands with the fans.  This Commissioner Drinking Game will help you, your friends and your mom enjoy the game more.

1. I am caught on camera. (Drink).

2. I am caught on camera mouthing the wrong words to the National Anthem. (Drink and say the Pledge of Allegiance).

3. A bird poops on me. (Drink and remember to put out your dry cleaning.)

4. I get hit with a snowball. (Add more ice to your beverage.)

Pitbull sucks

5. I bro-hug a Bud Light vendor. Bud Light…the official beer sponsor of the NFL. (Drink a Bud Light...the official beer sponsor of the NFL). 

6. One of your friends suggests changing the channel. (Take away their drink and suspend them from your house).

7. I am caught on camera mouthing the right words to a Bruno Mars song. (Drink and download the half time show from NFL.com).

8. While being interviewed by Pam Oliver, I put her wig on my head. (Don't bother to drink.  I'm drunk enough for everybody).

Not a touchback, but it is TEBOW!

9. I see my shadow. (Are you kidding? It's February in New Jersey.  Ain't nobody seeing their shadow today!)

10. A player takes a knee in the end zone following a kick-off. (Drink and shout “Roger” that!).

Disclaimer: All beverages consumed should be non-alcoholic in nature or an official sponsor of the National Football League.  The NFL would not want you to engage in any irresponsible behavior unless, of course, it helps the league and its sponsors make more money. Seriously, please drink responsibly.

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